it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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