is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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