and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
