i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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