He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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