In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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