I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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