The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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