So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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