She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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