you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
