Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
How does it feel to date your dad?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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