is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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