I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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