people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
