thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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