Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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