Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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