Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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