sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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