i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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