I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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