Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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