the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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