Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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