i just google imaged poop.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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