Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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