Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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