Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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