Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize