Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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