If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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