First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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