Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
