no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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