If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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