even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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