Me. At least after what I've been through.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Randomize
