So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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