Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You pole danced in your parka.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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