Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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