Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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