so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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