I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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