Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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