I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we're so committed to being not committed
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