Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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