I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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