Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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