Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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