I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
