She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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