rhymes with "ouble enetration"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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