It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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