Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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